Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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