playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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