I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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