I'd wear matching sweaters with you
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My breasts were aching with rage.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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