Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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