It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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