Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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