haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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