How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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