I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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