Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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