Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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