Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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