I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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