In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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