Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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