Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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