yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i think my cat just said my name.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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