I hate all girls vehemently.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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