He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
