come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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