she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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