Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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