That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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