what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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