this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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