Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
