the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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