I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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