you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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