Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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