Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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