let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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