is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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