It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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