Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This is my gift to your gina
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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