so explain again why im purple
no
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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