we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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