She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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