You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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