I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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