My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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