Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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