actually, I'm a sock model
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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