I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So much rum. So many feels.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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