Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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