Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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