People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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