Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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