she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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