Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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